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- holly
- Bay Area, CA
- I'm a writer with diverse and unwieldy interests (among them Burt Reynolds, family dynamics, dialogue, photography, movies...). My dad thinks he's Burt Reynolds (or, wishes that he were Burt, circa 1977) so that was my starting point.
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It's New Year's Eve, and I have a cold sore . I have several theories as to why said cold sore might have decided to make an appearance: a... -
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